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1. Good luck waking up in the middle of the day, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then pretending it’s still early in the morning. Good morning.
2. I shouldn’t have to get up so early just to send a good morning SMS. More dreams concerning you and me are something I’d want to have. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
3. It’s hard to say goodbye to your best friend… I’m convinced, though, that you’ll be back in bed in no time! Good morning.
4. Good morning. Make a cup of coffee and start your engines, since the weekend is still a long way ahead. Good morning!
5. I’m not sure why I’m up so early, but I don’t deserve to have to deal with this alone. It’s nearly excruciating. So, how are you? Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
6. I was going to tell all the early risers to “shut up and go to sleep,” but that’s not socially acceptable. So, hello there! Good morning sweetheart!
7. Good morning sweetheart; you are the reason I get up early every morning and remain vigilant throughout the night. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
8. Good morning! It prevents you from sleeping any longer, regardless of the day of the week. You must get up and go to work. Good morning!
9. Love is blind till I wake up in the morning and see your face. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
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10. Keep the dream alive by refusing to let it go. Set the alarm clock to snooze. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
11. Hello, there! I’m not sure how tough it is for you to say goodbye to a close friend, but once we’re done here, it’ll be time to sleep. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
12. It was all a dream, and you and I were spending quality time together. The alarm clock then got in the way, which was a blessing in disguise! Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
13. Good day, my dearest sweetheart. My night was frigid, but thinking about you warmed me up. My queen, I miss you like never before. Enjoy and have a lovely day, just like you. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
14. I would encourage you to return to your sleep if you have never encountered me in your dreams. Good morning sweetheart.
15. Whether you set an alarm or not, the dawn will come. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
16. My heart skips a beat whenever I look at you. Your love has turned me into a zombie. Keep in mind that my focus is solely on you. Have a wonderful day, my lovely sweetie. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
17. I hope you have a wonderful cup of coffee and a productive Monday! Good morning sweetheart!
18. How can someone who is so sluggish be so exhausted every morning? I hope you have a bed at your workplace since it appears you will require one. Get up!! Good morning.
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19. Mornings may come and go, but none will compare to today’s since I awoke close to you. Good morning baby.
20. You slacker, wake up because you’ve received a message. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
21. It’s generally the alarm clock that goes off when your fantasies collide with reality. Good morning!
22. I understand how difficult it is for you to get out of bed. Please, my queen, take your time. It’s a problem that queens must deal with. Good morning, my sweetheart. Have a wonderful day.
23. Mornings are for exceptional individuals, but we’re not one of them. Mornings irritate me just as much as they do you, but I suppose we have to get up and do something. Good morning sweetheart!
24. I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and consume every last ounce of you. My delicious buffalo meat. It’s something I miss. Have a wonderful day. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
25. You’ve just received a new message that says, “Wake up, Lazy; Good morning, wonderful day.”
26. Do you want to have breakfast in bed? Sorry, but it is not feasible. I’m already on my way to work. Good morning, Love.
27. Remember to take your time getting out of bed. Problem queens have to put up with a lot of this. Please accept my apologies for interrupting your morning, my dear. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
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28. The sun envies your devotion to your mattress. I wake up drowsy. Have a wonderful morning! Good morning, and have a lovely day.
29. When you get up, smile because you’ll quickly discover it’s not yet the weekend. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
30. Every morning, I get the chance to see who shines brighter: the sun or you. You are my ray of hope. Good morning, honey.
31. If you didn’t see me when you awoke, please go back to sleep so you can start over. Good morning sweetheart.
32. Good morning! Have you woken up yet? I can’t seem to find you in my dreams. Have a fantastic day! Good morning.
33. You will never discover positivism in the current world if you keep it in your imagination. Good morning. Have a wonderful day! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
34. You are quite fortunate. I’m not your morning alarm clock; simply to piss you off, I’d knock you out of bed with cold water. May your bed nudge you into the shower so you don’t have to rush out the door this morning. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
35. Don’t worry if you didn’t get enough sleep the night before; you’ll have the next day to make up for it. Good morning.
36. In the wake of the day, I’m sending you a good morning greeting and hoping it’s not the only positive you see today. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
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37. You’re glad I’m not your morning alarm clock; just to piss you off, I’d knock you out of bed with cold water. Good morning sweetheart!
38. Each morning is said to be a blessing, but with the alarm you have, it is a curse. If I knew I’d be awoken by sirens, I wouldn’t sleep. Have a wonderful day! Good morning, and have a lovely day.
39. Good morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions, like whether I should wake up at 10 a.m. or 11 a.m. Is there any leftover pizza from last night? Have a wonderful day, deep thinker. Good morning!
40. They say the first thing to do is ask how your night went, but I was right here with you and I know exactly how it went. Good morning baby. Have a lovely day.
41. Good morning. Begin your day with a fart, just like every other day! Good morning sweetheart!
42. It’s time to finally wake up with your great hunger for breakfast. I know you’ve been thinking about food all night. Have a wonderful day! Good morning!
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43. Good morning! How are you doing? I hope we have a wonderful day today. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
44. Hey! It’s been a good night for me. While you slept sweetly, I was on the battlefield battling all the insects in my chamber. I’m glad I won because now I can see the sun. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
45. The sun is beckoning me in the morning. I just opted to wait till another day to respond. Good morning!
46. At least once a day, you should witness the sunrise. Good morning!
47. Good morning to you. It’s been a long time! I hope you’re having a great start to your day. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
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