Looking for the best funny quotes pictures, photos & images? Funny good morning texts are joking sunshine quotes that help us start the day in a light mood. Here we have selected awesome good morning funny texts that guarantee you can make fun with your friends, beloved or someone. Sending a funny good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. As a result, we also added some funny good morning phrases for her, which can inspire your closest one by a new meaning of life.
1. I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today! Good morning.
2. Life is a 24-hour party! I’ve got my lipstick on and everything. And then the alarm rings … Good Morning!
3. I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
4. Morning! I’m so glad you’re here with me today. Good morning, Have a happy day.
5. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Good morning nice day.
6. Morning is wonderful. The only downside of it is those annoying things called time zones! Good morning my dear.
7. I can’t believe you did it again! You have me all to yourself for another day. I’m so excited, I going to make sure we both enjoy every minute of our time together today. Good morning darling!
8. Morning is the best time of day. The only downside to it is that you have to wake up so early! Good morning.
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9. People often tell me to be more of a morning person. I could only achieve this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good morning!
10. I know it’s hard to get out of bed when you never really slept, but everyone needs me at work. I’ll try my best for them! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
11. Sending a good morning greeting to someone who will view this text in the afternoon when they wake up at noon. I’m hoping to hear from you later tonight! Good morning, Have a happy day.
12. You’re not the kind to text a pal a good morning text first thing in the morning. So I’m the one that gets to play the part. Good morning nice day.
13. Because it requires no work, ability, or practice, sleeping is possibly the one activity in which you can easily exceed me. Greetings, dear buddy! Good morning my dear.
14. Good morning, and thank you for knowing everything there is to know about me and yet refusing to abandon me. You’re a wonderful buddy! Good morning darling!
15. Every morning is a war between the superego and the id, and I’m just a foot soldier with dirt on her shield and a snooze button. Good morning.
16. I’m glad that I have the privilege of spending another day with someone as special as you are- one who makes it all worthwhile for me. Good morning!
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17. Good morning to the one who just earned more time with me. I love you too! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
18. I know my morning is going to be so much better because I get another day with you, baby. Let’s make the most of it! Good morning, Have a happy day.
19. I hope this message not only makes you smile but also helps start your day off with a great attitude. Good morning nice day.
20. You’re so hot that I can’t stop thinking about you. Good Morning! (It is a Good Morning Funny Text for Her) Good morning my dear.
21. I did not forget to kiss you before leaving for work, just that I took the evidence to the office. Have a great day, my love! Good morning darling!
22. I’m not in your arms right now, but I hope to be soon. It would mean the world to me if you said yes and we could spend our lives together! Good morning my love.
23. Good morning handsome! I cannot wait to see you, kiss and hug you. This is another day full of new expectations and plans but the only thing which remains constant in my life every single day is how much I love you. Good morning!
24. Sending you the biggest smile this morning. You’re my sunshine on a cloudy day, and I can’t wait to see what today brings us! Good Morning! ( It is a Corny Good Morning Texts for Her ) Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
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25. A million mornings will come, but none will be as sweet as today’s. I woke up to see you and it made me so happy! Good morning my love. Have a happy day.
26. I didn’t forget to kiss you before going to work; instead, I carried the proof to the workplace. Good morning, my sweetheart.
27. Good morning, sweetheart! Early in the day, I tried to persuade you that you are a delight to be around. I wanted to, but you know when I’m lying! Good morning my dear.
28. Before you arise, my darling, I consider how fortunate I am. In the morning, you’re a bit of a nightmare! Good morning darling!
29. I’m grateful to God for bringing us together. One procrastinator to the next… It’s your time to snooze the alarm. It’s not the right time to get up! Good morning.
30. To my one and only, good morning! You are the reason I have to wake up early every morning and be vigilant! Good morning!
31. Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
32. Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s the trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling. Good morning, Have a happy day.
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33. Can’t wait to hold you in my arms tonight. You are all I need to be comfortable. My Bed is cold and I need your warmth my sweet blanket. Just enjoy your day. Good morning nice day.
34. I present you my heart just like the Head of John the Baptist was presented to the King’s daughter and If you need my head too I will make sure you have it. Good morning my dear.
35. Smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door. Good morning darling!
36. You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you the morning you’ll wake up looking awesome! Good morning.
37. You are wonderfully and beautifully made by the goddess of the night who seduces you to sleep through the morning. Resist her today and get more success. Good morning!
38. I was preparing the recipe for a happy day. The smile is there, the caress is there, the affection is there … ok a hug is missing. Done. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
39. Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something. Good morning, Have a happy day.
40. You spoiled me with your sweetness. Your spell on me is amazing. I don’t want to be set free I want to be your prisoner for life. Have a lovely day my lovely Fairy. Good morning nice day.
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41. Sunshine, good morning! I’m delighted you’ve arrived. Good morning my dear.
42. It’s a chilly, wet day outside, but I’m toasty warm inside because you’re here. You bring such joy to my existence. (It’s a GF’s funny good morning messages) Good morning darling!
43. Given that it is the morning, please allow me to try my best to welcome you with a grin. Good morning.
44. I’m pleased I get to spend another day with someone as amazing as you—someone who makes everything worthwhile for me. Good morning!
45. You’re glad I’m not your morning alarm clock; just to piss you off, I’d knock you out of bed with cold water. May your bed nudge you into the shower so you don’t have to rush out the door this morning. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
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